Monday, December 17, 2007
My "Bah-Humbugs"
I think I have a case of the "bah-humbugs." It took all the motivation I have inside to finish my Christmas cards...which I finally mailed today, thank you very much. And I did make some yummy chocolate dipped pretzels for some friends. But I think I only managed to get that done because I wanted to eat some. They are very tasty. Actually, since I'm so bored, I'll tell you about them. I found big bars of Ghiridelli (spelling?? I'm too lazy to get up and look at the box.) melting chocolate at Sam's and some inexpensive pretzels at Aldi. Melt the chocolate and spend hours dipping little pretzels, and ta-dah! you have a delicious treat. They are very yummy. Even Maryn asks for them almost everyday...but she also eats boogies, so I guess that doesn't count for much.
Anyway, back to my "bah-humbugs." I really didn't want to put up the Christmas tree. But I did it for Maryn. She's loved it. She takes all the jingle bells off the tree and sings "Jingle Bells" for us. Occasionally I find them scattered around the house and put them back on the tree. I haven't even hung up our stockings. Partly because I'm not sure where to hang them.
And enter the line that Kade would say to me: "Bend over and I'll show ya." (Can't get enough of "Christmas Vacation.")
I'm tired of shopping and spending money on presents I'm not sure they will like and I can't stand the traffic. I dread that next week I'm going to have a bazillion more toys to trip over, and the thought of having to put all the Christmas decor away just might kill me. I even gave some of it away as white elephant gifts, just so I wouldn't have to deal with it.
So, how do I get rid of these "Bah-humbugs?" Anyone got an elf I could hire to deliver all my Christmas Candy and wrap all the presents still in the trunk of my car? Maybe they could clean my house while they are at it???? PLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE???
Alright enough of the whining. I am kinda glad it's Christmas. We've had some fun parties and I'm very excited to see family. It is kinda cute to see Maryn sing "Jingle Bells," and I do have some very cute Christmas decorations that make me smile. I guess it's not all bad. So, to fight off these "Bah-Humbugs," I will say: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Sunday, December 02, 2007
We've Elved Ourselves
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1142642378
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I'm it.
Rules
1. The player lists 6 facts/habits about themselves - try to find 6 you haven't already posted about.
2. At the end of the post, the player tags 6 people and posts their names, and then goes to their blog and leaves them a comment, letting them know they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog for the rules.
Numero Uno: When I was a little girl, (and maybe a little bit older, too) I used to think my dolls and stuffed animals were alive. They wouldn't move when people were watching, but I was sure at night they walked and talked with each other. No doubt this idea came from a movie or something. Anywho...I was very certain of this, and I even went so far as to have an escape route to save them all should our house ever catch fire. Forget my family, save the dolls.
#2: I am about to share with the world my most embarrassing moment. Except for the witnesses (who have thankfully never mentioned it) and my sister, Jill, I have never told anyone, should I die from shame. Here goes...
Kade and I were living in Germany. At the time, we only knew a few people...mostly people from work and church, so we decided that we wanted more friends. Well, one day at work, Kade met a nice guy and invited him and his wife and baby over for dinner, as well as one of the single guys from work. They came and we ate and chatted, and had a nice evening. We thought for sure they were insta-friends. Well, the night grew late and it was time to leave, so we were all standing around talking. The husband had gone into the bathroom, so I was talking with the wife and Kade was standing with the single guy. Now, in my defense, I was in fact 8 months pregnant at the time. For those of you who have never been 8 months pregnant, those babies get really heavy and put a lot of pressure on your gut, and sometimes you can't control bodily functions, like pee, or in my case farts. So, I accidentally let one rip in front of everyone. New friends and all. And the worst part was, I tried to play it off like it wasn't me. Oh, the embarrassment!! Inside I wanted to die while everyone was looking at me, but my outside put on a face like, it wasn't me! It might have been my squeaky shoe.
They never called us again.
#3: I get scared really really easily. I used to watch old sci-fi movies with my dad and have nightmares for weeks...or years...afterwards. The fear in my head that lasted the longest was that there was a vine growing underneath my bed and it was going to grow out and strangle me while I slept. I don't like scary movies and I will never again attend a haunted house that uses chain saws.
#4: Once I was playing baseball with some friends. I turned around to run and catch a ball, but ran into a tree instead. That is why I won't play sports near trees anymore.
#5: I love to sing. I know a song for just about everything. I especially love to sing really loud in the car and at home when I am alone. Maryn just ignores me. My favorite song to sing to is "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
#6: I truly believe that laughter is the best medicine. I love to laugh. Especially gut busters, which don't happen as often as they used to. Being with my family is very rejuvenating for me because I laugh a lot when I'm with them. Sometimes I think to myself, "Self, it's been a long time since you laughed hard." So, I conjure up a memory and start to laugh. My favorite one is when my mom stepped out of a canoe into about 3 feet of water. I was laughing too hard to even help her out.
Now, then. Those are my dirty little secrets. I'm sorry but according to the rules I have to tag 6 more people. Here they are: Ben and Krystal O., Julie B., Dani G., Ed and Shelly M., Karen S. (I don't know if she even blogs anymore), and Laura J. Don't hate me. I had to choose you because you were the only people left on my list of blogging friends that hadn't tagged me. Have fun!!
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
We've Spirit in Our Britches, Yes We Do!
We did our best to keep the spirit going during the games, which at one point required me to be really dizzy and shove a banana into Kade's mouth. Good times. Mostly, it was me jumping around and being obnoxious. I will have to help Kade work on his school spirit.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Smashing Pumpkins
Friday, October 26, 2007
Trying to Develope My Creative Side
An up close shot of the details. It's almost too exciting!
And, an action shot(with my favorite mug). I have actually used them...and so has Maryn. They are fun to give rides to in her choo choo train.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Pumpkin Pickin'
Saturday, October 06, 2007
The Results are in!
First of all, congratulations to those of you who guessed right with Elder Eyring being called as the Second Counselor in the First Presidency! To those six voters--you are either very inspired or you have a mole inside the First Presidency. (As if this whole thing wasn't sounding sacrilegious enough...) You may be asking yourselves: "What do I win??" Possibly an all expense paid vacation to Temple Square in beautiful Salt Lake City, Utah? (Hotel and transportation not included) Ooooo...how about free tickets to next April's General Conference? (Please see your bishop to claim some tickets) Well, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but we didn't actually plan on having the right answers on our poll...so we didn't create a prize package for the winners. Sorry about your bad luck and your good guessing skills put to waste.
Now, for those of you who possibly really did think Kade had a chance at becoming an Apostle, let me take this moment to contemptuously deride you. HA HA HA HA...HA HA HA! OK, I'm done. We did have 5 voters vote for Kade to become a member of the Quorum of the Twelve. Upon seeing the results, Kade did, for a moment, get his hopes up that he was a possible candidate for the position, but much to his despair, Saturday arrived and he had not yet received a call. Maybe next time.
Well, we hope you all enjoyed our little game, and weren't too offended at our irreverence and making light of things. It was all just for kicks and giggles, and didn't involve gambling as originally intended (wouldn't have that been fun???). We certainly hope you will all play again!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Mission: Accomplished
Supplies Needed: Potty, many pairs of unders, even more disinfecting wipes, and candy. Most importantly, a tremendous amount of patience and a pillow to put over my face when I want to scream.
Time Allotment: 1 week
Mission: Potty train a defiant 2-year old.
Status: Complete (mostly).
We both worked through our problems, and now she is officially potty trained. Don't get too excited though. We still have our accidents. Usually when she is too busy playing to answer the call of nature (it interupts at the most in-opportune times).
First (above) we have a picture of Maryn saying goodbye to her byproducts as she flushes the toilet. (life is so entertaining at 2 years old.) Next Maryn strikes a pose for us. It is very seductive, I know, and for any perverts checking my 2-year old out, get off my website!!!!!
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Bullseye!
Monday, September 10, 2007
Maryn's Pictures...finally
Anywho, here are the pictures. I thought they turned out nice. I mean, how could you go wrong with such a cute subject???

Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Mi Casa es su casa
However, we will give you a virtual tour via my impressive photography skills. It took me hours to collect photographs that would really bring out the highlights of our new home. OK, not really. Actually, it took me hours to pick it up enough to want to take a picture and about 5 minutes to snap the pictures. So, if you are ready, we will begin our tour. I am your tour guide, Emily. If you have any questions please ask. Keep all hands and feet inside the ride at all times, and don't touch anything that doesn't belong to you. You break it, you bought it.
Well, folks. I certainly hope you enjoyed your tour of our humble abode. We like it. Especially now that it contains furniture. (boxes don't count as furniture) We hope that some day you will drop by to take the real tour! Bye-bye now. Watch your step. Don't forget to buy your postcards at our gift shop! Bye-bye!
Monday, August 27, 2007
A Day at the Splash Park
Finally, today, I remembered to take some pictures and video. And yes, I was feeling very brave to put a picture of myself in a swim suit. Maryn used to be such a hesitant little girl, but the very first day we went to the splash park, she let loose and had a blast. She loves the water now! I thought I'd share some video of her playing in the fountains. I don't know what got her talking about Cookie Monster, but she seems very excited about it.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
HOORAY!!
Please, feel free to leave those suggestions on the blog. And throwing it all away isn't a good suggestion.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Four
1.Little Ceasars Pizza Slinger
2.Schlotzky's Deli...Funny name, serious sandwich
3.Dental Assistant
4.Dental Hygienist
4 Movies I can watch over and over again:
1.Return To Me
2.Sense and Sensibility
3.Mansfield Park
4.Napolean Dynamite
4 TV Shows I currently watch
1. The Office...I LOVE it!!
2. Lost
3. We don't actually have a TV at this time
4 Favorite Pictures:
1. Very heart wariming...I know. This was such beautiful day. I took this picture as we walked between the Linderhof and the Neuschwanstein Castles.
2.I love how happy Maryn is in this picture. 3. I love this one because it reminds me of how much fun I had when Jill came to visit us in Europe. I wanted to put one up of Marybeth, but our computer crashed and we haven't had a chance to recover those pictures yet.
4. Maryn and Cousin Emma at Thanksgiving. This picture is even better when you look at it after the sequence of pictures before it. I love that are both like: "Who the heck are you?"
4 Places I have Vacationed:
1. Europe for the past 3 years.
2. The Grand Canyon and Zion's National park before we moved to Germany
3. Disneyland when I was young and in college
4. New York City and Washington D.C. in high school
4 Favorite Foods (just four?):
1. Real Italian food...as in from Italy
2. Most anything from PF Changs
3. Garden fresh stir fry
4. Crazy bread from Little Caesars...I still love it!
4 Favorite Desserts:
1. Gelato...it's only good in Germany and Italy
2. Chocolate Cheese Pie
3. Any desert that has cream cheese in it
4. Snicker Doodles
4 Household items you cannot live without:
1. A shower curtain
2. A Microwave...we get ours tomorrow. I'm SO sick of sandwiches
3. Washer and Dryer
4. A refrigerator
4 things that make you laugh lately:
1. Anytime Maryn wants something she says, "Hey, Em!"
2. Hearing stories about Jill's kids
3. Reviewing episodes of "The Office" in my head
4. When Maryn doesn't want to eat something on her plate, she takes it and hands it to me, then says, "So nice to share." She really knows how to work the system
4 People I tag:
1. Krystal
2. Heather
3. Those are the only other people who actually blog with me!
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